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Not everyone appreciates the Stoop.



Barbie-Q

The Stoop #6 - The Big One

Things i learned...

1. Barbie-Q and the infamous Tory are finally introduced.


2. Daly City is a city in San Mateo County, California, United States with a 2000 population of 103,621. It is named in honor of businessman and landowner, John Daly. Daly City is one of only a few majority-Asian cities in the continental United States. The city is known for its large Filipino American population. So is 819 jackson.


3. If you feed them, they will come...and come..and come...





4. Glasses are not mandatory or necessary.


5. Every stoop needs a beast with a crooked face.


Barbie-Q

Stoop #5 - Experimenting is Good

Things i learned....

1. Different kinds of meat are as important as different kinds of people.



2. Dogs are definitely not just a man's best friend.


3. Manchego cheese, lime, cayenne, butter, corn, flame...need i say more.


Barbie-Q

ITS BEEN AWHILE, SO WHAT???

yeah thats right. ive been away for a while. it doesnt mean i wasn't doing nuthin. ken was busy getting into fights and smashing bottles over suckas heads.what were you doin? eating apples?
clamato & bud lights go hand in hand like my fist and your face!
no that aint no cooler, thats a fucking mojito. so what? a tough guy cant enjoy some mint?

DIGITAL STOOPID

What's up bitches!  What's new?!  Shiieet, where yar'll been?  I hope you all been so busy documenting some heavy amigo brosheishers, cuz the 'pops needs a heavy dose!  Maybe the weather has been keeping some at bay, from what i've seen, it still isn't summertime everywhere yet--but friends, remember, we are pioneers, voyageurs, explorers, and expanders of the conventional, so it is bestowed upon us to create thrill from the grey, the mundane, the ordinary.  Turn shit into shinola.  Turn the experience of tossing back a few coldies with a fellow enthusiast from being routine to being, uh, un-routine...?  Yes, so, I digress, because I do not wish to dwell on this, however expand on history that is being made in your presence.

That's right.  Continent to continent.  A toast from coast to coast.  Some people say that music is the international language--well i'd like to argue that.  It is English, and it totally works, communication-wise over a thing called the internet, where the first ever documented-on-the-R.P. annual two way conference beer toast occurred.  Digital toasts.

Cheers from the digital stoop of the future.  Isaac Asimov eat your heart out.

This is referred to as by myviewfromthisbox as a "digital suntan".

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I know that if our good friend Bill O'Rielly were a contributor, he'd be posting 95% of the material on this site. Here's a video I found of Bill. With this amount of pressure at the ole office you can be sure he'd be getting some posting on road pops daily.

The Stoop #4 - Sharing is Caring

Things i learned....

1. The number of guests at The Stoop doubles when the quality of the guests is high.





2. There is a limited amount of space on The Stoop. One must have incredible hand foot coordination to maneuver when visiting.

3. All things Italian are good. Right Ko?



4. Americans do very a number of things well. Barbeque sauce is one them.

5. Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed of. It should be celebrated with frozen yogourt. In the event of an intolerance attack, please leave a dollar in the watercloset.

6. Please use any transportation device to reach the Stoop. Just make sure to do so.




7. A succesful party always requires an abundance of fare.



8. El Squmador is on it.

9. When at the Stoop, germs cannot spread between guests. All guests have immunity on the Stoop.

10. It is excellent to be home.



Please note:

Friends from the East will be visiting next week so next Sunday will be an important Stoop session. Visit your mothers then visit the Stoop.

Barbie-Q